They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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