pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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