i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
