Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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