meet me or not, i'm out of control
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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