no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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