fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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