She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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