SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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