3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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