i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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