wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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