Whod you bang
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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