is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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