is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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