I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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