I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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