Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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