Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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