We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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