Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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