So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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