he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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