In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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