Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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