the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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