Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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