I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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