I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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