Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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