the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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