One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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