So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where did you get a picture of my penis
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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