I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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