I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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