Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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