Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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