Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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