That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Houston, we have a blender
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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