I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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