Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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