the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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