Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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