problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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