I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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