All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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