just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
