Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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