He is such a slut. More and more my type.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize