i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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