Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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