that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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