Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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